SP AVAILABLE

[Mets GM (barnstormers)]

Tyler J Norton "Mr. Irrelevant" pp $.400

SP & GM Ariz Whiffleball Globetrotters.

Legitimate prospect on the Met's Official CHIN MUSIC SPREAD SHEET. Non believers, check it out.

PS5 MLB "Road To The Show" Projected Stats

486 STARTS
162 INNINGS
45.00 ERA
4.500 WHIP
0 K'S
0 WALK's

Unique 3 Pitch Repertoire:

Straight Change Fastball
Little League Curve
Rising Gopher Ball

In need of roster space.

Will sacrifice for:

1) Fungo Bat (For you youngsters, a fielders bat).
2) Cracker Jacks with Prize
3) Loaded Nachos

Post all offers on League Chat.

Will provide weekly updates to this Trade Block until traded.

Check out "Mr. Irrelevant" and those painted on eyebrows.

Groucho Marx would be proud.

[D Backs GM (Tyler)]

Baseball:

2 seam - 86 mph*
4 seam - 84 mph*
curve - 78 mph*
change - 72 mph*

*These numbers were recorded in 2006, may be outdated

NECBA MVP, NECBA All star, Yawkey League all star, No hitter recorded in Yawkey League

Whiffle ball: 1-0 pitching record in tournament play

Strengths: Command, Competitiveness, Dog ownership.
Weakness: Old, Fat, Weird eyebrows in that picture.

[Nationals GM (corkzilla)]

Strengths: Could play Sam Rockwell in a biopic.

[KC Royals GM (Kevin)]