Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2009 16:28:11 GMT -5
It should be noted before hand, that these rankings are 100% official. They are to be taken with the utmost seriousness, and should be deemed legal and binding in the lower 48, Canada and Puerto Rico.
Anyone found not taking these rankings seriously will be banned from any future, "Spring Break" that is either preceded or followed with the phrase, "2k(insert year)." A grave punishment to be certain, but it should only serve to show how serious these rankings are.
Without further adieu, I give you...
Does Not Compute/Did Not Compete
Whether you just didn't put an avatar up, or are far too perplexed by the high level computer hacking involved to get one up, here's to you!
32. Astros
31. Brewers
30. Diamondbacks
29. Dodgers
28. Mets
27. Pirates
26. Tigers
25. Twins
24. White Sox
23. Yankees
Does Not Compute/Did Not Compete Honorable Mention
So close... yet so far.
22. Orioles
On The Nose/Straight Up Team Logos
Congratulations! You know how to put up an avatar, but opted for the first (boring ass) team logo google images found for you.
21. Nationals
20. Padres
19. MLBPA
18. Rangers
17. Rays
On The Nose/Straight Up Team Logos Honorable Mention
Your creativity knows no bounds! Except those set by your lack of creativity!
16. Giants
I Don't Know What The Hell That Is/Something Is Better Than Nothing
Seriously, a dancing turd? A horribly compressed evil strawberry? Abe Lincoln painting a self portrait?
15. Mariners
From A Red Sox Fan, Suck My Balls
It'd be less offensive if it were more offensive.
14. Royals
On The Nose, Players Division
Your creativity knows no bounds! Except those set by your lack of creativity! (wait, did I use that one already?)
13. Indians
12. Blue Jays
Getting Closer, Players Division
Take THAT Josh Hamilton! Never forget...
11. Cardinals
Chris Hanson Would Like You To Take A Seat
Hey kids, want to pet my purple polka dotted dinosaur?
10. Rockies
Classy Gentlemen Understand Classy Shit
A Donnie Baseball 'stache and a drunk, smoking baby? Webster's definition of classy.
9. Athletics
8. Angels
Trapped In The Closet
Yes Swo, we all get it. You're "not" gay.
7. Braves
Is That A Wizard Swinging A Dildo?
This low simply because I'm pretty sure it's not actually a wizard swinging a dildo. But that won't stop me from dreaming...
6. Admin
What A Great Avatar!/Yes I'm Both A Sox fan And A Kiss Ass!
Ty, words cannot express the greatness of your avatar. Fortunately though, numbers can (and those numbers fall short of the final four).
5. Red Sox
Friends Forever/Zach Attack Final Four/I Am Amused
The best of the best gets perhaps the ultimate Saved By The Bell reference. Your efforts have been rewarded! Handsomely!
4. Marlins - Sure most of us give each other the theoretical middle finger in here, but actual, physical, real life middle fingers are sorely missing from this league. Tyler does his goddamned best to make up for that with a zest seldom seen in the middle finger business.
3. Phillies - Some say Chuck Norris invented fantasy baseball. The original categories were, "American flags, denim, side kicks, guns, vests as shirts, Texas Rangers, syndication, and beards ." It was a spectacular failure.
2. Cubs - Hooray! Mrs. Featherbottom taking a plunge. God I love Arrested Development (special bonus points for green man last season).
1. Reds - No matter how many times I've seen it now, I laugh every time I see that old lady take it to the face. Simple, animated, elder abuse. Perfect. You sir have the greatest avatar in Chin Music, 2009 Pre Season!
Anyone found not taking these rankings seriously will be banned from any future, "Spring Break" that is either preceded or followed with the phrase, "2k(insert year)." A grave punishment to be certain, but it should only serve to show how serious these rankings are.
Without further adieu, I give you...
Chin Music Avatar Power Rankings: 2009 Pre Season
Does Not Compute/Did Not Compete
Whether you just didn't put an avatar up, or are far too perplexed by the high level computer hacking involved to get one up, here's to you!
32. Astros
31. Brewers
30. Diamondbacks
29. Dodgers
28. Mets
27. Pirates
26. Tigers
25. Twins
24. White Sox
23. Yankees
Does Not Compute/Did Not Compete Honorable Mention
So close... yet so far.
22. Orioles
On The Nose/Straight Up Team Logos
Congratulations! You know how to put up an avatar, but opted for the first (boring ass) team logo google images found for you.
21. Nationals
20. Padres
19. MLBPA
18. Rangers
17. Rays
On The Nose/Straight Up Team Logos Honorable Mention
Your creativity knows no bounds! Except those set by your lack of creativity!
16. Giants
I Don't Know What The Hell That Is/Something Is Better Than Nothing
Seriously, a dancing turd? A horribly compressed evil strawberry? Abe Lincoln painting a self portrait?
15. Mariners
From A Red Sox Fan, Suck My Balls
It'd be less offensive if it were more offensive.
14. Royals
On The Nose, Players Division
Your creativity knows no bounds! Except those set by your lack of creativity! (wait, did I use that one already?)
13. Indians
12. Blue Jays
Getting Closer, Players Division
Take THAT Josh Hamilton! Never forget...
11. Cardinals
Chris Hanson Would Like You To Take A Seat
Hey kids, want to pet my purple polka dotted dinosaur?
10. Rockies
Classy Gentlemen Understand Classy Shit
A Donnie Baseball 'stache and a drunk, smoking baby? Webster's definition of classy.
9. Athletics
8. Angels
Trapped In The Closet
Yes Swo, we all get it. You're "not" gay.
7. Braves
Is That A Wizard Swinging A Dildo?
This low simply because I'm pretty sure it's not actually a wizard swinging a dildo. But that won't stop me from dreaming...
6. Admin
What A Great Avatar!/Yes I'm Both A Sox fan And A Kiss Ass!
Ty, words cannot express the greatness of your avatar. Fortunately though, numbers can (and those numbers fall short of the final four).
5. Red Sox
Friends Forever/Zach Attack Final Four/I Am Amused
The best of the best gets perhaps the ultimate Saved By The Bell reference. Your efforts have been rewarded! Handsomely!
4. Marlins - Sure most of us give each other the theoretical middle finger in here, but actual, physical, real life middle fingers are sorely missing from this league. Tyler does his goddamned best to make up for that with a zest seldom seen in the middle finger business.
3. Phillies - Some say Chuck Norris invented fantasy baseball. The original categories were, "American flags, denim, side kicks, guns, vests as shirts, Texas Rangers, syndication, and beards ." It was a spectacular failure.
2. Cubs - Hooray! Mrs. Featherbottom taking a plunge. God I love Arrested Development (special bonus points for green man last season).
1. Reds - No matter how many times I've seen it now, I laugh every time I see that old lady take it to the face. Simple, animated, elder abuse. Perfect. You sir have the greatest avatar in Chin Music, 2009 Pre Season!
