White Sox State of the Franchise

[White Sox GM (alligatorchris)]

I don't know what the hell I'm doing.  Direction is defined loosely and we are a complete mess emotionally.
Our fan base has been provided a winner year after year.  A team that puts its foot to the gas.  Today we are back at or old ways.
I tried to strip it down.  I sold everything and built a farm.  Temptation lurked in and we are back again with insane contracts and our crazed winning ways.
Since day 1 this management has said yeah, we need W's.
Seriously I had 5 first round picks at some point and now back to none.

I was given advice from several other teams and today we are all in.
Advice like, "You're too old, don't be a pussy" "I need to drink more scotch" "If you're not winning you suck balls" "Screw those young kids from Cuba"
I think all this was from the same team, but you get the idea.

I mean we had Degrom, we traded him. Springer gone, We sold Wander Franco for Trea Turner, we couldn't pay anyone and let everyone walk.  We found money in the couch.   We're back again.  My head hurts.

All this to say........ Welcome to the Club Gerritt Cole.  

[White Sox GM (alligatorchris)]

Side note I’m having a procedure done on my ass and while they have me out they are going up there with a camera so prospects aren’t really my thing. 😆

[D Backs GM (Tyler)]

Dear diary…

[Cubs GM (Scott B)]

Feb 2, 2022 20:07:35 GMT -5 White Sox GM (alligatorchris) said:

Side note I’m having a procedure done on my ass and while they have me out they are going up there with a camera so prospects aren’t really my thing. 😆

in all seriousness....GAYYYYYY


**not that theres anything wrong with that**

[D Backs GM (Tyler)]

Trying to dig out his head is what I heard

[Mets GM (barnstormers)]

Mardi Gras beads

[Twins GM (Mike)]

Feb 3, 2022 9:55:11 GMT -5 Mets GM (barnstormers) said:

Mardi Gras beads

idk seems more like a pearl bead kind of guy

[White Sox GM (alligatorchris)]

Feb 3, 2022 16:11:25 GMT -5 Twins GM (Mike) said:

Feb 3, 2022 9:55:11 GMT -5 Mets GM (barnstormers) said:

Mardi Gras beads

idk seems more like a pearl bead kind of guy

Nah I’m in New Orleans.  Mardi Gras beads are just easily accessible.  

[White Sox GM (alligatorchris)]

So the procedure was yesterday and they rolled me in the surgery room and Coolio Fantastic Voyage was the first song on his playlist as I drifted away . Classic.

Woke up in a different room with the hottest nurse on earth and all I wanted to know is “how’s my pooper!”
2 week recovery and aggravating my wife so let me k own if you want to deal. I’m here and have plenty beer.

[KC Royals GM (Kevin)]

Hope you have a speedy recovery.

Congrats on the ass implants.

[White Sox GM (alligatorchris)]

Thanks. They look absolutely gorgeous.

[Mets GM (barnstormers)]

Whitey with a ghetto booty. Smokin'Baby

[Guardians GM (Ron)]

Feel better soon. Those kids won't let you sit long. Maybe that is good right now.